LOL. Today, around 4 o clock, I was tired of sitting straight for seven hours straight at the library so I decided it was time to pack up early and head to the gym so I can avoid getting a DVT. I was talking to my mom on the phone while walking and took the "back" way to get to the Corner. As I turned to go up the stairs behind the Center for Global Health building, there was a homeless guy peeing on top of the stairs. He was standing right in the middle, on top of the stairs, so that his urine stream would make a parabola going down. I saw him, (I'm still on the phone with my mom) and I didn't know what to say. So I just said, "Excuse me." It took him about 40 seconds to realize that I just interrupted his public urination. However, I don't think he was aware that he was publically urinating (don't most people that do that pee on walls?). So when he realized what the scenario was, he started shrieking, "O man O man O man!!!" and then continued on to calling me some less appropriate phrases. I kept walking, pretending nothing unusual had happened and didn't look back at him as I walked in my usual fast pace.
So...moral of the story. The homeless drunks on the Corner rule the Corner and will cuss you out if you invade their "privacy". It was hilarious. But above all, I am thankful for my poor far-sighted vision....I didn't see anything...that's probably unfortunate for him. Seeing his state, he probably has a history of STIs or at the least...scabies.
2 comments:
hahahaha you weren't wearing your GLASSES! yesssss. :)
hahaha, yep. most of the time, not wearing my glasses only leads to embarassment (because i don't recognize people until its too late). but this time, it was beneficial.
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